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Aaah yes, our brothers the French. What would we do without 'em?

Forks are old skool, we should use poop vacuums like the french!

You see that, Seafox? You get a 'weenie-man' fork.

>>20869 SeaFox will have to use this fork

...and this is a shit-fork

>>20850 What it means is that we should all grab forks and get rid of it. Seafox will be our leader.

I do not want to talk about poop!

>>20850 Holy shit!

>>20846 smell & looks

>>20850 here is the missing 'what'

>>0 This is all well and good, but does it mean if it's like this...

I would fall into the number 3 catagory; they're the most relaxing. However, the 'length' might come into question as 'Anaconda' or 'Python' might be a more fitting description. As for 'stool-checking', everyone looks! When the visit is over, we need to feel "PROUD" of our product.

In the "Merc Manual for Doctors", it said "if a patient complains that their stool is too thin or to green, advise them to not look at it".

What a load of crap!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bczOxg2JoJM

The Bristol Stool Chart shows seven categories of stool. Every person will have different bowel habits, but the important thing is that your stools are soft and easy to pass – like types 3 and 4 below.

Type 1–2 indicate constipation
Type 3–4 are ideal stools as they are easier to pass, and
Type 5–7 may indicate diarrhoea and urgency.