"Hey, I did nothing wrong! The sign clearly says 'All you can eat'"
"When I said there were free tacos on the train I didn't mean that!"
"Hold on a minute, I'll be right back with the ropes!"
"Who's your daddy?"
"Where's the light switch?"
"I'll be damned. My harmonica does sound better in here!"
"Hey you're right, the train does smell more offensive"
- The Bar 1.3 -