Something else we didn't know about Spock!

>>28284 Say what?
>>28282 Hard to imagine someone getting paid to write that shit.

>>28284 Make a video of you singing both of those songs on YouTube! :D

>>28283 & >>28282 both have very similar styles

>>28266 Conway:

I see the sparkling little diamond on your hand
It's plain to see that you've already got a man
I can tell you're not about to fall for any of my lines
I see the want to in your eyes

Deep in your smile, there's a quiet, soft desire
Like the embers of a once raging fire
You know I could light that fire again
You know it isn't wise
I see the want to in your eyes

How strong's a band of gold
Is it strong enough to hold
When a love has grown cold
And a woman wants a love, sweet and warm

How many women
Just like you have silent schemes?
How many men like me
Do they sleep with in their dreams?

You can stay or you can go
And although I sympathize
I still see the want to in your eyes
I see the want to in your eyes

>>28249 Yolandi: Yo-Landi Visser]
Boom, Boom Boom
It's show time, motherfucker, it's on
Apocalypse now, I'm dropping this bomb
You can't fuck with this song
I stick to this spliff I'm not klapping this bong
I'm a wild child, I don't want to go to bed
Uh shit sorry man I'm stoned again
Aooooh and now everything's getting so psychedelic
When I'm doosdronk and forget all my fuckin lyrics
Like umm ah who gives a fuck?
Don't worry about it, just blow a kiss to me
I like danger, romance, and mystery
I'm a lucky ducky getting mad shit for free
I rock more bling than Mr. T
I make it look easy because it is to me
My daddy says it's like lekker fokken spiff to see
A South African cherrie making history

Hi-Tek drop that four to the floor
I get real paid what you think I do this for
My bodyguard help me get to the bar
Niell Blomkamp's making me a movie star
A lot of bad boys want a piece of me
If you're lucky boy, I'll let you sneak a peek
My Zef-style's motherfuckin' freaky-deak
I don't got beef cause I don't eat no meat
... fuck your whole shit up when I freak the beat
I love it when Jimmy talks sweet to me
Come on come on, can you speak to me?
I take a trip down memory lane
Like, yo fuck 15 seconds of fame
I'm a young blood coming up fresh in the game
Yo-landi Visser, motherfucker yo remember the name
No need to get so deep, notin quite like a motherfuckin techno beat
A techno beat, a techno beat, a techno a techno a techno beat
Just say what's up. No need to get so deep you know me, maar ek ken jou nie
Ek ken jou nie, ek ken jou nie, ek ken jou, ken jou, ken jou nie
Flame on, motherfuckers

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE

Yes, typing instead of speaking hides the comedic tone!

>>28250 I was being sarcastic, 'grief.

Fox and I were bantering in a joking manner, Grim. I know nothing more than what Nemoy told me which is the truth.
Yolandi was singing in Vulcan. You'd have to ask Spock what she was saying.

I thought you had seen a Vulcan asshole and sized it up. Seafox was clearly jealous and involved potus.

On a side note, did anyone understood what Yolandi was singing about?

Fox and I were discussing Vulcan fingers, shitty Vulcan fingers and buttholes (that's where shit comes from). Sorry but that's VERY MUCH on topic.

well, it now is officially bonkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE

This seems fitting here for as far off track as this post has gone....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM

>>28224 Obama is a Vulcan.

here he goes again :/

>>28217 It's another Al-obama administration lie! ;D

>>28188 Clearly, by examination of this Vulcan's xray, one can make out two, count 'em, 2 buttholes.

oh, what did he say? ;)

>>28186 But he was insulting Spock!!! :p

kids, play nice

>>28170 Did! Not!

>>28159 Nuh uh. Leonard Nemoy told me they did.

>>28144 You made that up! ;)

Uh oh. I heard tell Vulcans have two buttholes.

this is more fair