lol!

Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.

A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.

If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.

Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.

You are required to pour your drink into a glass.

One may not sniff glue.

A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight.

Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session.

-Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
-Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar.
-No one may throw an ottoman across the street at their neighbor.
-It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
-It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
-Oral sex is illegal.
-You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her.
-The value of Pi is 3. (Not an actual law but it was a proposal that passed in the house of representatives and was postponed in the Senate.)

>>26523 Just sell them as man boobs pillow of mits (man tits, thanx to the wife of zeus)

and regarding the boobie pillows in California, Kern County specifically -

Chapter 9.12.010 of the County Code states that "No vendor shall vend stuffed articles depicting the female breasts (sold as "boobie pillows") within one thousand (1,000) feet of any county highway." The punishment for each offense is a fine of up to $500 and/or up to 90 days in jail. Worse, "Each day of violation shall constitute a separate offense."

The purpose of the boobie pillow ban, according to the Finding of Fact Leading to Enactment that accompanies the text, is to prevent children on their way to church from seeing such adult-themed merchandise.

Strangely, boobie pillows are the only adult-themed merchandise subject to the ban. So, according to the law, purveyors of smut can still set up shop almost anywhere they please. They just can’t sell "stuffed articles depicting the female breasts."

>>26520 So you can stick as many dildos up your arse as you like, so long as you don't get a boner. Challenge accepted! ;D

>>26498 Sorry Seafox.. I've seen the full list of these weird sex laws.

Indiana

It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

:(

>>26498... If there's no law, that means Indiana can own more dildos than Arizona and Texas combined.

>>26498 maybe because there are no freaks in Indiana?

Notice how there is none of this nonsense in Indiana!

At least we can own more dildos than Arizona! Ha!

Bizarre! XD