Some time ago, I was chatting with some neighbors, and I didn't even realize that I was staring at my my neighbors' chest (who i want to bend over and do her) until I noticed her husband staring at me! :S
I was staring at a young lady's frontage (halter top with little to imaging). Angrily, she said "Are you getting your eyes full?" I replied "Yes I am. That's why you put that damn thing on. I'm just fulfilling your wishes."