Maybe a few of these will give you your early morning chortle.
>>0 They see me rollin, they hatin
Catch me if you can!
This snake's eyes are larger than its stomach.
Man pulling an eight ton vehicle with his ear sets new Guiness record.
Don't know what kind of a car it is but I'd love to take it for a spin.
Who the heck doesn't like bacon in any form.
- The Bar 1.3 -