Since we're on the "Vomit" topic.... my sister in law slipped on vomit and hurt her back at a local mall two weeks ago..... she landed right on it too ewwww! she getting good compensation though.
I remember in the first grade everyone was scared shittless of school for the first time, the kids around us and the teacher. One girl peed her pants rather than raise her hand and everyone laughed when a boy announced that she had. Poor little thing. Wish I could take that back.
>>14397 I caused a chain reaction once. One fine day in middle school I had a nose bleed while running around at lunchtime but at this point it was all done and dusted. Back in class that afternoon the need to sneeze hit me like a freight train and a massive clotted blood bogey flew out on to my exercise book. The girl sat opposite me instantly threw up all over the table. It was possibly the funniest moment of my life XD