"Not Again!"

There is a commercial for a law office called "Metzger Wickersham". In it, there is an insurance executive played by an old man. When the insurance executive hears that they called Metzger Wickersham he says "OH NOOO" in a really funny voice. I want a button on my headstone that just plays the "OH NOOO" part.

"Objects in grave may appear deader than they are."

I would like to have "I told you I could fly!" in large letters, and then "but I made no claims about the landing" in much smaller letters underneath, on my grave stone :D

"If you are reading this, I'm dead"

I'll go with, "OH, FUCKING HELL"

Think I'll go for something like Spike milligan had....
"I told you I was ill."

or just "DEAD"

i would like BLOODY HELL :D