A Lawrence Welk cigar=a lot of shit with a band around it.

>>4863 Now my life is complete! XD

now you may download "the best of lawrence welk" straight to your home computer!

http://niceandeasy-waldomusic.blogspot.com/2009/11/lawrence-welk-best-of-lawrence-welk.html

>>4589 i don't have cable so i am stuck with local channels and pbs. welk and his gaggle of brightly colored, creepy hair-styled crooners are beloved here. and i am inspired by them, actually :D so happy to know i am not alone!

His license plate was "A1 AN A2 "

Tonight on Lawrence Welk- The music of Irving Berlin!

p.s. --- whatever drugs they were on, I want them.

that's my MAN!!! I freaking love that show--- thank god for PBS.

>>4518 Good advice :)

>>4502 Just send it an eight year old wanting an autograph, and it'll run away! ;D

>>4493 Wrong again vis. I'm still wondering wtf a 'Lawrence Welk' is, and how should I defend myself if I meet one!
>>4497 LOL :D

ahaha!! a great story!! :D but in larry's defense, i don't think he could read or write so...

My Moms' Mother was a big fan! When she stayed with us, She (we) never missed a show! I was about eight years old when he had a concert in Indianapolis! She wanted to go see him, so Mom, Gramma, and I (by force) went to see him! They made me go to the side of the stage, and wait for him to come down the stairs, during one of his breaks to get his autograph! He came down the stairs to me, and I told him it was for my gramma, and he said- "We-a can't-a sign-a autographs here-a!! BASTARD!! Denied an eight year old an autograph!

>>4492 did you? under what circumstances, i wonder (jesuschrist is also wondering)? ;)

i still am fascinated by replays of his show on the weekends and can't turn away.

I met him once!

haha that was quick! XD