A day before a young farmboy's wedding a decision was made on his part to practice intercourse with his pig. The pig was having none of that, turned around and broke the farmboy's member with her mouth. Thinking quickly, the poor lad grabbed a couple of ice cream sticks and a roll of duct tape. He splinted the member as would a professional.
The following evening, his wedding night, his new bride was cautious with sex as she was virgin. "Please be careful. My hymen is in place, my breasts have never felt another's mouth and my lips have only been used for whistling. Everything I have is new and unused."
"Fear not, my darling, the lad shouted. For my love tool is still in the original crate."
