North Africa produces about 70% of the world's cocoa. They've had cocoa plant disease and we're eating more chocolate than can be produced. Dark days ahead folks.
Now I'm reading that China will become the largest chocolate consumer in the future and cause great shortages. I have to put up with their crappy goods and now those sneaky little zipperheads are gobbling up all my chocolate ice cream and candy. Somebody needs to bomb 'em before this gets out of hand.
