Catherine Zeta-Jones: There's something I've been wanting to say to you all evening.
Peter Griffin: What's that, Mrs. Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas?
Catherine Zeta-Jones: I want to jump your non-bones.
Peter Griffin: Jeez! I can't believe I'm your type.
Catherine Zeta-Jones: As you can tell from my husband, I've got a thing for saggy, shapeless men.