Last night I was drinking at a friends house. I went to leave and things got weird. I opened the door leaving the building and heard a rooster freaking out, this was around 1:00am. This wasn't out in the country or anything even remotly similar. Next thing you know a kitten runs up to me. The freaking rooster was after the kitten,so I let the kitten in the building then showed it to my friends apartment to hide out. There's alot of crime/drugs/shooting in our crappy little town, but this is going to far. Roosters harrasing the poor kittens of bad neiborhoods, really?
It all happent to quickly to get a picture, so this is my photo reenactment of the events of early this morning.
If your life was a movie it would have been a metaphore. You saved a young pussy from an angry cock. Maybe you should make yourself a lycra suit and patrol the streets at night. SuperTeleport to the rescue!