3 cans wide, over 7 feet long and 82 pounds the Peacemaker Ale package is the biggest yet.

They dropping like flies in Hollywood.

I didn't know how to get the video of this invention from the Netherlands (you might Google it) onto this site but here it is anyway. The motion of the fish makes the car move. Doesn't go very far or fast but I figure if a man whacked off really, really fast he could get right on down the road.

Not good.

This house is covered with more than 50,000 smashed beer cans. The owner started covering the house in 1968 and it took 18 years to finish. Admission is $5.00. It's about 5 miles from where I live. I've never gone inside.

If my bathroom ever gets that scummy, I'd go ahead and drop it. He's probably thinking that it would be easier to kill himself than wash.

For the last month I've been sanding, rust proofing, priming and finish painting the ole van. Re-furbished wheel covers and elbow grease to the chrome. Couldn't get all the dents but it's good enough for work.

To be worn for stress relief. Maybe someone knows how that's possible.

This poor soul was run through for gazing upon the Queen.
If you get caught driving drunk, is the whole family taken to the chopping block?

Lower in cholesterol and higher in protein, iron and vitamin C than cow's milk. Only $18.00 a pint. Supposedly, it's tastier.

Houston has had 7 1/4 inches of rain in the last 3 days and my Philodendron is having a baby penis. Isn't it cute?

Thought you cat people might enjoy this. Poppy is 24, lives in Bournemouth, England and is the world's oldest living cat.

Some friends and I went to another's farm, about 100 miles from Houston, and spent the day blowing money out the ends of our gun barrels. It was a good day.

Here's product I showed earlier in the spray booth I'd constructed within my carport.

Latest addition to my flower bed.

90 yr. old bronze star recipient (WWII) caught hauling cocaine into Michigan. Fined half a million bucks and his property was seized. He admitted making a million bucks last year carrying dope up from Mexico. Good Grief!

No dust came in thru the gables nor did overspray paint the neighborhood.

Twas reading about this where the alcoholic is paid 5 beers, tobacco and lunch for cleaning streets each day. One alcoholic said the program keeps him off the streets and drink less each day. Did you hear anything about this, Grim. Maybe we could use it here (what country couldn't) but the PAID workers would protest.

Why can't I think of stuff like this.

No matter how hard I try, my helpers never seem to get the point.

Woman caught on camera stealing a stuffed toy from a child's grave. Boy is the judge gonna be mad.

Can you guess who this is under all that makeup?

Got this as an email from a friend. Didn't know people could be this stupid.

Happened in Pittsburgh and the 21 yr. old is recovering in the hospital. Saw missed all veins and arteries. No more information, other than his name, as to how it happened. Looks like the chain came loose (maybe the doctors did it). Co-workers helped him out of the tree and left the blade in the neck to contain bleeding. Wow!

Your daily laugh, folks. This is Foxy's state. Anyone heard from him?

Here's a few pictures of construction I just finished about 4 miles from my house.

I guess some will do anything for attention.