Nominee for Miss Merlin's Bar 2015
09/07/15(Thu)20:11


Do we have a Miss Merlin's Bar?? Do we need one?

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31/07/15(Fri)09:44
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and she needs..to..be.. something

31/07/15(Fri)01:28
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I enjoy a good conversationalist and not one that's beside herself all the time.

31/07/15(Fri)01:26
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If her hobbies include skydiving, I might have to think twice.

31/07/15(Fri)01:24
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Well, maybe not like animals TOO much.

31/07/15(Fri)01:23
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She should like animals.

28/07/15(Tue)20:19
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Nominee for the summer edition

16/07/15(Thu)13:30
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>>31002>>31003 the left one can enter the oral round ;)

16/07/15(Thu)00:30

>>31002 That's JUST what I'm talking about; she wouldn't stand a chance.

15/07/15(Wed)23:47
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Somebody mention self respect?

15/07/15(Wed)21:54
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We should use caution and not pick-a-chick that hinges on lunacy (this side of a straight jacket)

15/07/15(Wed)21:52
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She should have respect for herself even though not one of us will.

15/07/15(Wed)21:50
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The outdoor kind of woman aspiring to be a Tomboy should be considered.

15/07/15(Wed)21:48
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As aforementioned, we need to feel secure in our choice of women.

15/07/15(Wed)21:47

>>30994 Good one! Cooking is a must!

15/07/15(Wed)10:43
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did I mention she needs to be able to grill meat?

12/07/15(Sun)15:46
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With the increased production of hormones in beef and poultry, the age qualification question falls into the 'iffy' category.

12/07/15(Sun)10:33
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I actually believe we need a strong woman, one that is direct and knows her stuff (as well as ours). Who's also not afraid to have a little tit of fun..bit..I mean bit of fun

11/07/15(Sat)18:40
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I would think the main qualification for a Merlin's Bar Mascot should be a cutie-pie that's totally oblivious to what's going on; one that would laugh and not comment on anything posted to this site.

10/07/15(Fri)20:50
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>>30976 I guess we can stretch the age limit.
What are her qualities, though, other than gorgeous looks?

>>30978
"But does she need to have accomplished anything?" I don't care
"Do we vote on evening gown, swimsuit and personality?" yes, and the beer tap test & bloody steak grill test
"Must she be able to handle at least 7 inches?" yes, tested using oral exams

10/07/15(Fri)20:21
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>>30976 haha.. yes, Valerie is actually 55. I think current age of the nominee is best.

But surely our fine establishment has greater requirements than merely surface level benchmarks. (Although, Miss USA must be between 18 and 27, she must not be married nor have a child.)

But does she need to have accomplished anything?
Do we vote on evening gown, swimsuit and personality?
Must she be able to handle at least 7 inches?

10/07/15(Fri)14:38
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Valerie Bertinelli

>>30973 Age in the picture, or current age? You know I really like a challenge...

BTW, been crushin' on this one since the late seventies after watching her on "One day at a time"

10/07/15(Fri)13:24
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woops, hosed her too

I think this we be a hard choice..many contestants incuming!

10/07/15(Fri)12:49
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too young or old will be washed away

We should set an age limit, right? Otherwise Oldballs will come with his 80yo neighbor or alike. So 18 to 50 yo?

10/07/15(Fri)12:46
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She'll protect us all

>>0 YES, WE DO! Are there any limitations?

10/07/15(Fri)11:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nt07hdOsaE

09/07/15(Thu)21:41
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If she'll have US might be the question. We're a pretty raspy lot, we are.
What the hell. How's about a super hero for one of us that might need rescuing.