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03/06/14(Tue)14:50

Comment No.27937

I'm not a weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

23/10/12(Tue)03:14

Comment No.20255

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01/08/12(Wed)12:07

Comment No.18652

I'M A MAN OF FEW WORDS
..you're place or mine?
YOU TALK TOO MUCH. GET LOST!

31/07/12(Tue)22:56

Comment No.18632

I Lost my number, can I have yours?!

31/07/12(Tue)22:54

Comment No.18631

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31/07/12(Tue)22:15

Comment No.18628

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.

I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... I like every bone in your body... Especially mine!

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

I'm easy. Are you?

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.

Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

31/07/12(Tue)22:02

Comment No.18627

Cookie? Fuck?

31/07/12(Tue)21:49

Comment No.18626

Your dad must be king, cause you are a princess!

31/07/12(Tue)21:41

Comment No.18625

Fav pirate pick up line;

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

31/07/12(Tue)21:40

Comment No.18624

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Haya would dig this one...

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

31/07/12(Tue)21:29

Comment No.18620

M: Do you sleep on your stomach?
F: Sometimes, why?
M: Can I?

31/07/12(Tue)21:27

Comment No.18619

Your parents must be bakers, cause they sure made some nice buns.

31/07/12(Tue)20:51

Comment No.18616

"Is your father a gardener? Because you're as pretty as a flower"

God, I love corny one-liner come-ons :)

31/07/12(Tue)20:49

Comment No.18615

Man:"Did it hurt?"
Woman:"What did?"
Man:"Falling down from heaven"

31/07/12(Tue)20:21

Comment No.18613

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

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